February 2012
YO TUMBLR FIGHHHHHT
Papua New Guineas and Ferb
is Ganondorf really writing in people’s asks right now?
Reblog if you think My Size Barbie is cute but you’re too scared to tell her
I love the n word but don’t tell a black person
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ambieheartsturtlep0rn reblogged your post: I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You…
Thank you for showing a slightly suicidal person guns. It really makes me feel better as a person.
what?
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
cashcrab:
Rapper Eminem has recently shrunk into a microscopic amoeba, sources claim.
“We can’t find him anywhere because he’s amoeba and that means he’s very small,” explained scientists.
rurrjurr:
T.W.R.W.J.S. = That’s What Ray William Johnson Said
iroh:
hello?
hello
why is everyone funnier than me? why is mike rowe in so many commercials?
the new VLC slows down video but doesn’t lower the pitch and it;s really funny. my friends and I watched like a third of scott pilgrim on -16x speed and it was funnier than the actual movie maybe. do something like that eveeryone.
Cheesy Gordita Punch
do you think cavemen had a capella groups
there’s a Rush Hour 3?
are they guys in One Direction just really hot or do they do other things
everyone’s a gay hypocrite human person
I liked Pokemon better when Geodude was the only Pokemon
The Hundred-Year Boner
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Anonymous asked: I don't understand roughly half of your posts. Am I not supposed to?
Words with France
has anyone seen the olympics? it’s kind of cool
watch out, you almost touched my drill-hand. my hand is a drill.
I don’t ride horses for very personal reasons
all babies are gay until proven hetero
I’m watching Fullmetal Alchemist for the first time. I bet they get the philosopher’s stone huh
my favorite part about mannequins is the texture of their skin
I hate Q-tips because they remind me of Q-Tip
I’m in love with a 3 week old baby
you idiots have not seen extra nips before. they’re nips. they look like moles but they’re nips.
I have two extra nips fight me
do you say baking soda or baking pop?
drinking soda in a pagoda
the 1st rule of alchemy is equivalent exchange of matter
the 2nd rule is nonequivalent exchange of everything else
oh my god just take a step back and think about how many people think being gay is a choice there’s nothing funnier than that
Religion is wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT’ YOU GET IT
yoooo cute girlsies
real fact: most girls wild and need to be trained